Men Are Like Buses

In response to: "Soft Spot" 562 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Ring a ring a rosies it should have been, dammit - was shaping up to be quite a witty line too.

Such is life. more…

In response to: "Soft Spot" 562 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Everyone has a soft spot, even if they appear to be the coldest of people. With some people - its written all over them, others - very hard to extract.

Ex number 3 was like this, she appeared not to give a fuck about feelings etc, then i found her's. She was like split personality after that, it was as if the hard side and soft side co more…

In response to: "Drunken Disgrace" 564 days old
by Lookingforsomething [Member]

Haha well a bit of force is always good but I think I'll pass on the knuckle-dusters. Crow bar, maybe.... more…

In response to: "Drunken Disgrace" 567 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Life is a nail. Hammer it. I meant.

Im not illiterate, i just hate having to go back and correct spelling, so i leave it be.
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In response to: "Drunken Disgrace" 567 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

The first sentance left me in stitches, very good :D

I think, below your obviously mental sex-drive, what you crave is a good old fashoined fucking hammering, im talking knuckle dusters and baseball bats.

Or maybe not, who knows.

If anything, i admire your ability to make every night sound like a Friday night more…

In response to: "A Helpful Hand" 567 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

LOL! Excellent attitude.

10/10 for spite.

Knife them. All.

Do it, before its too late. more…

In response to: "A Helpful Hand" 567 days old
by Lookingforsomething [Member]

I do love a bit of meaningless cage fighting. You can be my guest on those tossers haha more…

In response to: "A Helpful Hand" 569 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Wow.

Now as far as Monday nights go, that was fucking rocking.
I bet you have sniffles today though - which can be combated by snorting palmfulls of water to wash your nose out before sleeping.

Your nose gets blocked because it thinks coke is actually an infection, and swells itself up to protect the nasal passages t more…

In response to: "Lost Communication" 569 days old
by Lookingforsomething [Member]

A cunning and ingenius plan! more…

In response to: "Exclusive" 569 days old
by Lookingforsomething [Member]

There is a definite difference between your classic Glaswegian and typical Londoner. Although may I suggest that only a weak man is intimidated by a strong woman?

There is nothing wrong with being hardened to different situations and people. In my belief it is no worse than the namby pamby hippy types that society appears to be produc more…

In response to: "Lost Communication" 570 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Going out with another bloke for a drink is ok, unless of course you end up fucking his brains out then i guess its morales could be compromised.

I have a great idea for C, Use the interweb to buy some Mushies from Amsterdam (perfectly legal if they are still fresh) and get him round for dinner.

Make him a curry as curry p more…

In response to: "Exclusive" 570 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Do not apologize, for i fall not into the aforementioned stereotype. I'm stuck in the old skool, when men were men, and girls were smelly things.

I cant speak for all mankind, but its obvious that most yound dudes nowadays are fucking soft - i mean come on, the haircuts say it all.

Any man who dyes his hair should be shot. more…

In response to: "Exclusive" 571 days old
by Lookingforsomething [Member]

Well put! And I agree. How anyone can hand over everything to someone you barely see I don't know.

From my own observations I'd love to know when certain guys turned from cunts to complete pussies?! It might look like I'm dying for a relationship but quite the contrary. Until these guys came along I was living my life dazed and confuse more…

In response to: "Exclusive" 574 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

600 miles? In the words of an Eastenders actor 'You avin' a lawf intcha? '

Perrrrrrrrsonally, i dont think anything in exclusive over that distance. But thats just me - bearing in mind as you know, im a man - and all men are cunts. Therefore, I, am a Cunt.

Commitment does not exist over this distance for anyone, let alone more…