H is coming over as sensitive and sentimental. Sweet. Lovely. Disgustingly cheesy. A turn off.
And when none of the above, he slips back to demanding and tough to take.
I have a drink to look forward to with D - pretentious, attractive, upbeat, funny, innocent but in control. Genuine. I think.
The 600 miles is making me think a drink with another man isn't an issue.
H has quite possibly been shagging away. Not being able to look into his gorgeous and dangerously convincing eyes is either making me wiser or unnecessarily mistrustful.
Meanwhile C continues his mind games. His lifting and laying. Starting to force some distance between us now.
Going out with another bloke for a drink is ok, unless of course you end up fucking his brains out then i guess its morales could be compromised.
I have a great idea for C, Use the interweb to buy some Mushies from Amsterdam (perfectly legal if they are still fresh) and get him round for dinner.
Make him a curry as curry powder negates the taste of Mushrooms and fill him full of the things. Meanwhile you dress up as a monster and scare him to death so he soils himself in your house. You take pictures and videos, and proceed to publish them online.
Problem solved.
For more sadistic revenge tactics please call Zyklon Bees on 0800-GET-U-BACK and leave a message.
B :]